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Gawddd….I fucking hate you. Just when I think you’re gone, I go back into your little crack in the wall to see how you’re doing and fuck up my whole week. Fuck you for all the shit you did. FUCK YOU.
I can’t help it. I could be away grom you for decades and still absolutely love you. You make my heart melt and my stomach get butterflies… You make my day go from completely awful to oh so wonderful…You make me feel complete. The only person in the world that could give me a hug and fill the empty hole in my chest…The only one with a crooked smile that I’d jumo through hoops for…I’d travel to the end of the world and back for you. Just becausr I love you. I love you SO much. I honestly don’t think anyone could understand it. It’s not just another hug or kiss, and god knows it’s not just another good night…I love you everyday and every night. Because I can’t help it. Ever fiber of my being could be against it and my heart always wins me over. I love you so much…Take this wretched curse off of me :p
So today my grandmother (a very opinionated Christian) asks me about my take on religion…
She was appalled to hear that I lean towards the agnostic/atheist side of religion and demanded to know the reasoning behind my thoughts to try to persuade me otherwise. Needless to say I’m pretty sure I had her questioning her faith in Christ more than I in science by the end of the conversation.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t look down on, judge, critisise, etc people that have different views than me, but when someone starts verbally condemning me to hell I get a little irritated, and in return voice my opinion. Why is it that I could have my own set of morals, set to a higher standard than most “Christians” these days, but because I don’t think that some guy died on a cross for me years ago, I’m going to hell…I could go my whole life without sinning but someone that believes in god could sin five times every day of their life, ask for forgiveness and is automatically deemed the cushy afterlife in “heaven”, and I’m doomed to burn in “hell”. What the fuck?
And then there are the people that “sin” because they’re gay? Because years of psychological observation, study, and documented data isn’t enough proof to you that it’s a natural occurrence. In fact, it’s even proven to happen amongst animals of all sorts in nature. They must be condemned to hell to. Forgive me for believing something backed by years of proof over a book that was written by a bunch of wack jobs stuck in stone huts infected with leprosy.
Oh, and you want to tell me how bad the things I do are? Tell me how great of a parent you are? Where is it in the bible that you get condemned when your 10 year old children are having sex and getting pregnant. What sunday school are your children going to? Maybe if everyone spent a little less time focusing on how to cheat your way out of “hell” and spent more time focusing on realistic morals that weren’t so obscene and could fluctuate with the changes that are and will continue happening in society, then the world would be a better place.
Being a morally sound person and not believing in god doesn’t make me a bad person. Being an asshole, a hypocrite, and criticizing everyone that doesn’t cheat the same system that you do, makes you a hell of a scum bag though.
I have nothing ); I don’t even know where to go from here? How do you go about fixing an empire that was destroyed when the ones who helped build it were the ones who destroyed it. I feel so empty ); I fucking hate this…
This is bacon-mac and cheese pie. Here’s the recipe for when you’re done drooling.
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